Here's Your Sign

Bill Engvall:

I Just hate stupid people

They Should just have to wear a sign that says "I'm Stupid"

That way you wouldn't rely on them, would yah?

You wouldn't ask them anything, "Excuse me? Oh never mind, Ididn't

see your sign.

It's Like before my wife and I moved from Texas to California,our

house was full of boxes, there's a U-Hal truck in our drive-way

My friend comes over and asls,

"Hey, you movin?"

"Nope, we just pack our stuff up once or twice a week, just seehow

many boxes it takes"

Here's your sign

Travis Tritt:(chorus)

Why can't they get the picture

Why don't they understand

We're not dealing with the planet of apes

We're talkin' 'bout the modern man

So you people with the mitsy, bitsy, tinsy, wentsy, tiny minds

Here's Your Sign

Here's Your Sign

Bill Engvall:

A couple of months ago, went fishing with a buddy of mine, wepulled

his boat into the dock. I lifted this big ol' stringer of bass,the idiot on

the dock goes;

"You catch all them fish?"

"Nope. Talked em into givin' up"

Here's Your Sign

I was out in the front yard, with my boy the other day and hewas

playing with his little friend, and he hit his friend, and I wentup to him

and said,

"Hey! We don't hit"

He looked at me like...

"Here's your sign dad"

Travis Tritt: (chorus)

Why can't they get the picture

Why don't they understand

We're not dealing with the planet of apes

We're talkin' 'bout the modern man

So you people with the mitsy, bitsy, tinsy, wentsy, tiny minds

Here's Your Sign

Here's Your Sign

Bill Engvall:

I was watching one of those animal shows on the discoverchannel

There was a guy inventing a shark bite suit. There's only one wayto

test that.

"Alright Jimmy, you got that suit on. looks gooood. They want youto

jump in this pool of sharks, and you tell us when it hurts whenthey

bite you"

"Well Alright, hold my sign, I don't wanna loose it."

Travis Tritt: (chorus)

Why can't they get the picture

Why don't they understand

We're not dealing with the planet of apes

We're talkin' 'bout the modern man

So you people with the mitsy, bitsy, tinsy, wentsy, tiny minds

Here's Your Sign

Here's Your Sign

Bill Engvall:

Last summer I was on my way home, I was driving around, I had a

flat tire, I pulled my tuck into those side-of-the-road gasstations, the

attendent walks out, looks at my truck, looks at me, and I swearto

god he went,

"Tire go flat?"

I couldn't resist.

I said "Nope, not at all. I was driving around and all of asudden the

other 3 just swelled right up on me"

Here's Your Sign

Travis Tritt: (chorus)

Why can't they get the picture

Why don't they understand

We're not dealing with the planet of apes

We're talkin' 'bout the modern man

So you people with the mitsy, bitsy, tinsy, wentsy, tiny minds

People with the little bitty, teny, weeny, tiny minds

Here's Your Sign

Bill Engvall:

We were trying to sell our car about a year ago, guy comes overto the

house, drove the car round for about 45 minutes. We get back tothe

house, he gets out of the car, reaches down and grabs theexhaust

pipe. He goes,

"Damn that's hot!"

See if he'd been wearing a sign, I could have stopped him.