The ballad of Rudy Törner

Hm, hm,

Hello, my name is Rudy T6rner.

I come from Cologne, West Germany. You know, the west is the best.

I have no job, but I have a moped

and the only thing I really want is to become a real rasta man somewhere in Jamaica But I don't have money so - I don't know, but some day it will happen.

Ever since I was a little boy

I've been waiting for that day

To get down to Jamaica

But I never made it all the way

I tried to make some money

But I couldn't find a steady job

So I spent my days and nights

Down in the parking lot

And jojo for a dime

(Prime Jojo time)

Chorus

Hello, I'm Rudy the rasta man

I reggae my jojo wherever I can

Move it up and move it down

I jojo all over town

I wish my momma would understand

That Jamaica is the place for a reggae man

But she won't let me go

And that's what grieves me so

One night alone in the parking lot

This girl is passing by

She stops and stares in disbelief

At my Jojo right before her eyes

I move it up and move it down

Show her all the tricks I know

Then I tell her 'bout the place

Id like to go -Now she is going too

(What a Jojo will do)

Chorus

I'm Rudy, I'm ready

I reggae my Rudy

Move it up and move it down

I rudy all over town

Watch out Jamaica

'Cos here I come..