Euro- Barge

Here in America,

Respect your fellow man

Some foreign cultures

don't understand

We got this little rule

And it's called elbowroom

Pertaining to the special occupancy

You consume

If I'm in front of line,

Then you should stay behind

until I get my iceless soda.

It's such a simple thing

It's called first come first serve

Wooden clogs that smash my feet

I really don't deserve

In every region

It seems there's a legion

Of impatient close talking slime,

That cut in line.

Barge me with your walkin'

Spray me with your talkin'

I am the ambassador

I'll kick your assador

What's your affinity

for my vicinity?

There's plenty room here

In your country

It's just etiquette

to use deodorant.

Maybe smelling bad's

The way you choose to represent

Boozy and stinkin'

I smell what your thinkin'

I just need a little more space

Get out my face

Barge me with your walkin',

Spray me with your talkin'

Back the fuck up ass hole

Shut your bread & cheese hole

Tryin' to make myself clear,

Give me just a foot here

You offend my sinus,

I'll kick your royal highness

I'll see your euro-barge by friend,

And raise you one ugly american

In every region

It seems there's a legion

Of impatient close talking slime,

That cut in line.

Barge me with your walkin'

Spray me with your talkin'

Push you out of the way

Sock you in the pate'

Step right off you inbred,

Hygiene like a deadhead

I am the ambassador;

of fuckin' kick your assador