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Artist: Vandals
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Grandpas Last Xmas
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Grandpas Last Xmas
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Mom Says, "Put on your Christmas best." -Grandpa's coming down this year and it might be his last.
Why Mom? You say that every time. - It seems that he's been dying ever since I was nine. - I don't mean no disrespect because he's old and mean. - But how come we invite him when he always makes a scene?
Tell me Why Does, he hit me with his cane? - And why should I get him a gift if he doesn't know my name? - How come, he always calls me "Kate" - and forgets his dentures on his dinner plate? - This could be Grandpa's last Christmas - That's what Mother said.
This could be Grandpa's last Christmas - And soon he might be dead, so be nice. - What can I say to someone 300 years old? - When he seems so content staring at the jello mold. - Please Mom, let me go out and play - or soon I will go deaf like him from hearing him complain. - I know, his life's been long and hard - but he deserves some quiet and peace in a nice graveyard - Grandpa, I love you just the same - But I know that you won't be happy until you drive us all insane -
This could be Grandpa's last Christmas - That's what Mother said. - This could be Grandpa's last Christmas - And soon he might be dead, so be nice. - be nice...to Grandpa...cuz he's old....and he smells, - and he's gonna die soon...be nice to Grandpa
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