Page type: lyric reference
Artist: Vandals
Canonical path: /vandals/long-hair-queer
Related lyric paths: 6
Video embedded: yes
Lyric guide
Long Hair Queer
Read Long Hair Queer lyrics by Vandals on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
person
Curated by Ethan Walker
LyroVerse team
Reference snapshot
The page facts to cite before the commentary
Use this page for the lyric text, linked artist context, and any LyroVerse editor's note attached to the song. Listener comments remain user-generated and should not be treated as the primary source.
Lyrics
Long Hair Queer
The lyric stays readable and compact here; the note and related paths sit nearby so you do not lose the song while looking for context.
Well I asked about him, that long hair, and those curls
She said he's just a nice guy, likes to hang out with the girls
Well I didn't think twice about him- I just figured him for gay
I sure had him pegged right wrong he stole my girl away
I told her I don't give a damn Bon Jovi's finally here
I'm not about to miss the Laker game to see that long haired queer
But you go on ahead why don't you take that little freak
That was my first mistake- she didn't come back for a week
He's a long hair havin', back stabbin', lyin', cheatin', dirty little freakin', get along-with-the-girl-lookin' fool
Well that silly little freak, I'd like to give him a beatin'
Left me standin' her like a fool
She took me to a party where she said there'd be afew kegs
More like winecooler drinkin' make-up sportin' Bauhaus stickers with legs
"Have you heard Gene Loves Jezebel?" I said, "Ask me if I care,
All I know is Joni Loves Chachi," then I hit him with my chair
So if your honey fancies hippies well here's all you need to know
Stay clear of L.A. Guns
Quick answers
What this page can answer fast
Who performs "Long Hair Queer"?
Vandals performs "Long Hair Queer", and this lyric page sits inside the Vandals catalog on LyroVerse.
Are there related songs to explore after "Long Hair Queer"?
Yes. The related section below points to Airstream and Bad Birthday Bash with a short reason for opening each page next.
Where can I find more songs by Vandals?
Use the artist link near the top of the page or the related paths section below to keep moving through Vandals's lyric pages.
Song Room
Open Song Room
Interpretations, questions, and corrections for this song
Interpretations, questions, memories, and correction notes live together here. The room stays noindex while the best insights are reviewed.
Listener comments
What people are saying
No listener comments on Long Hair Queer yet.
A strong comment here is specific: the phrase you keep hearing, the mood you come back for, or the reason this song stays in rotation.
Sign in to post the first listener note. Reporting stays open to everyone.