Page type: lyric reference
Artist: Vandals
Canonical path: /vandals/phone-machine
Related lyric paths: 6
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Phone Machine
Read Phone Machine lyrics by Vandals on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
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Curated by Ethan Walker
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Phone Machine
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Hello, no one can get to the phone right now so i'm so sorry i missed your call
I'll see you on sunday
Good-bye, i love you.
But,
If this is you,
You can suck my tick!
If it's my boss,
Fudge you! i quit!
Anyone else,
You can do the same
Don't leave a message,
Unless you're viking lame!
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