Page type: lyric reference
Artist: Vandals
Canonical path: /vandals/to-all-the-kids
Related lyric paths: 6
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To All the Kids
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Curated by Ethan Walker
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To All the Kids
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To all the kids with
Headgear and braces and freckly faces (Wa-oo wa-oo)
Glasses and acne and foster care families (Wa-oo wa-oo)
Eating disorders who sit on the corners (Wa-oo wa-oo)
Bikes with a basket and pants with elastic
Retards and spastics and Star Trek fanatics (Wa-oo wa-oo)
And guys in gymnastics with lives that are tragic (Wa-oo wa-oo)
Chess club contenders with speculative genders (Wa-oo wa-oo)
Friends they imagine with matching pajamas
(God loves us all)
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