Speidi Free

I was doing alright

Ive been well behaved

Bad things out of my life

I thought I was saved

I was gone so long

Hard at work on tour

Got my cable turned back on

Didnt know what was in store

I turned on the tv

And suddenly they were in front of me

Changed the channel, they were on all the shows

It made my brain explode

Speidi Free

Is the way it should be

Get them off of my tv

Before I upchuck my coffee

Someone rescue me

Will someone hear my plea

Torture of the worst degree

The world should be Speidi Free

Listen, Heidi.. girl

you need to get a clue

Your song Body Language

is no Slave 4 you

And Mr. Spencer Pratt,

You think your so adored

But everytime you speak

Its like nails on a chalk board

We could send them off in an air balloon

That would never stop until it reaches the moon

We could lock them away in a submarine

Then up here on land, it would be so serene

Speidi Free

Is the way it should be

Get them off of my tv

Before I upchuck my coffee

Someone rescue me

Will someone hear my plea

Torture of the worst degree

The world should be Speidi Free

Bridge

What I say is not in vain

Its just that they will melt your brain

Your eyes will pop, your ears will blow

So to Speidi.. just say no

Just say no

Make them go

Away!