Tinseltown Nanny

Now Suri, we must study your Dianetics Book

Suri: But I don't want to!

Young lady, that is not allowed

We must make tom and katie proud

Millions of years ago,

The alien Xenu

Collected all his people

And then he threw

Them all around a volcano

Bringing bombs in his machines

And blew them all to smithereens!

Your dad said you must wear a blanket or an opaque veil

Over your faces So you will stay pale

You must remember it's not funny, stay away from where it's sunny

Or else he'll dangle you over an eighty foot balcony

Lindsay, I think I have the best thing for you

A Louie Vaton chastity belt with an alcohol detector too.

Now I know I have a matching mussle somewhere or another

It's perfect for your big mouth mother.

Break it down now!

You know, Hollywood is such a mess

All the drama going down with celeb train wrecks

They even stopped wearing bloomers under their dress

It makes me feel my food come up like I got acid reflux.

But supress

That thought for a minute

The ones that clean their act up and then claim they did it

I'm the one who saved their asses all from being committed

But of course they won't admit it

Cause they hope they'll get aquited.

The nanny

the nanny

the nanny to the stars

(2x)

Lynn Spears was my client for some time

I took care of her girls back then in Britney's prime.

But then my contract ran out, she thought she'd do it herself

And now the teen is knocked up and britney signed up for self help.

I got my work on my mind and I aint too hard to find

You got the dough, I got the time. And this aint no nursery rhyme.

They call me Tinsel Town Nanny

Double T to the N

Otherwise known as Nanny P