Ain't No Thief

I showed up to the party in my favourite coat

On the back was an image of a shrimp on a boat

When you saw what I was wearing you got real upset

And said, “that's the jacket that I got from my grandma”

And well I promise I ain't seen you before

And maybe your grandma had bought a couple more

And maybe I helped her at the grocery store

And she gave it to me as a gift

So quit bitchin', motherfucker

I went out to the porch to light a cigarette

I have six to seven lighters in my left pocket

I took out the one that said Shrimp City Beach 1993

And you told me that's where you had your birthday party

And that the lighters were given as gifts

But I was there too, just dipping my toes down on the beach, man

And I had that lighter specifically made for me, motherfucker

I ain't no thief

(He ain't no thief)

I ain't no thief

(He ain't no thief)

I said, I ain't no thief

(He ain't no thief)

But he got the same stuff

Huh, I said, I ain't no thief (he's got the same stuff)

(He ain't no thief)

I ain't no thief

(He ain't no thief)

I said, I ain't no thief

(He ain't no thief

But he got the same stuff)

We just got the same stuff

I said, we got

We, we got the same stuff, man

I ain't no thief

We just happen to have the same stuff, motherfucker, ooh

I recall buyin' this

I recall buyin' this exact lighter when I was 15 years old

My grandpappy gave it to me as a present

Because I had just finished Boy Scout trainin'

And he was so proud of me, that he decided

To create this lighter in the exact same image of yours

I said, I ain't no thief

I ain't no thief

I said, I ain't no thief

I ain't no thief

We just

I said, I ain't no thief

I ain't no thief

I said, I ain't no thief

I ain't no thief

We just got the same stuff

Enjoy the music on your radio

I found this jacket right outside your store