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Artist: Viagra Boys
Canonical path: /viagra-boys/baby-criminal
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Baby Criminal
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Baby Criminal
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Well little Jimmy was the cutest little baby
His momma told him that one day he was gonna be a star
He got older, well folks said he was crazy
They said one day that boy, he's gonna kill us all
But Jimmy started drawing things that momma thought was crazy
She didn't like the things she saw come out of his hand
He spent his time in the kitchen microwaving batteries
He even killed a squirrel and turned it into a hat
Into a hat
Well in his teens, Jimmy started smoking lots of things
He started taking sleeping pills during the day
And late at night he'd sneak out, all drеssed up in leather
His mamma criеd, oh no my child‘s in some sort of gang
He's in some sort of gang
What happened to my child it's unexplainable
He used to be a little baby and now he's just a criminal
Used to be a baby, now he's just a criminal
Used to be a baby, now he's just a criminal
Used to be a baby, now he's just a criminal
I Used to be a baby, now I'm just a criminal
What happened to my little boy, it's so fucking sad
He used to be a little baby and now he's just a criminal
Well years went by, then Jimmy was arrested
The cops said he will be locked up for the rest of his life
Well when they found him, he was in a little suit of tinfoil
They said that he was tryna build a nuclear device
A nuclear device, man
(I Used to be a baby, now I'm just a criminal)
I Used to be a baby, now I'm just a criminal
I Used to be a baby, now I'm just a criminal
I Used to be a baby, now I'm just a criminal
Now I'm just a criminal
(I Used to be a baby, now I'm just a criminal)
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