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Artist: Vincent Bijlo
Canonical path: /vincent-bijlo/perforator
Related lyric paths: 6
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Perforator
Read Perforator lyrics by Vincent Bijlo on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
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Perforator
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Ik zoek de perforator
Ik moet papieren perforeren
Maar ik kan hem nergens vinden
Dus ik kan niet perforeren
Ik moet papieren in een mapje doen
'k Wil gaatjes in mijn blaadjes
Ik zoek in alle kastjes
En ik zoek in alle laatjes
'k Vind wel een nietmachine
En een oude transformator
Maar geen perforator
Nee, geen perforator
De perforator is kwijt!
De perforator is kwijt!
Al een hele tijd
Poep en schijt
De perforator is kwijt!
Ik vind een calculator
En een bioregulator
Ik vind een ventilator
En een toongenerator
Nou ben ik toch al niet
Zo'n goede organisator
Ik zie er echt geen gat meer in
Die kloteperforator
Is kwijt!
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Vincent Bijlo performs "Perforator", and this lyric page sits inside the Vincent Bijlo catalog on LyroVerse.
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