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Artist: Violent Soho
Canonical path: /violent-soho/jesus-stole-my-girlfriend
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Jesus Stole My Girlfriend
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Jesus Stole My Girlfriend
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Every day, every afternoon
Tried so hard, but lost to God
I thought you're my friend. I'll guess again
I look to the clouds, God gives me a frown
This time next year I'll be married
This time next year I'll say sorry
But Jesus stole my girlfriend
Jesus stole my girlfriend
A smile and a wink
Meant More than a kiss
But I dont see the world like you do, girl
We ate and we sung
To glory and fun
But Jesus is here
He ate up our fears
This time next year I'll be married
This time next year I'll say sorry
But Jesus stole my girlfriend
Jesus stole my girlfriend
Ask a friend what to do
I wrote a prayer and made it out to you
Angels listened but they knew I was true
Say our prayers, lift our hands, lift our hands
Glorious
This time next year I'll be married
This time next year I'll say sorry
But Jesus stole my girlfriend
Jesus stole my girlfriend
Jesus stole my girlfriend
Jesus stole my girlfriend
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