Heartline

Can you offer me some technical support for my heart?

Because i can't find the switch that makes it restart

I fear it might have reached maximum capacity

And i need you to return full operation to me

So can you offer me some technical support for my heart?

Could i return it for a service, or some upgraded parts?

The manual is vague, and yet still manages to be over-long

And needless to say, the information within is all wrong

If you are calling about a heartbreak already in progress

Please press one before it's too late

If you are experiencing emotional malfunction

The button to press is eight

If you think that you require a replacement

Please press number nine

Or if you prefer to speak to an operator

Please stay on the line

Could you provide me with some technical support for my brain?

The wires are crossed, or bits are lost, it's driving me insane

Should i be letting it cool down, or running further tests?

I need professional advice on what would be best

So could you give me some technical support for my brain?

It's processing emotion and turning it into pain

The system needs rebooting, it needs investigation

Or i'll be forced to remove it to a new location

Our lines are open from nine until five

We apologise if we've missed you

If you've called to report the short product life

We're already aware of the issue

If you're missing a vital connector, call back

And we'll arrange to have the part sent

But if you're looking for sympathy

You're through to the wrong department.