She's Gonna Use Technology

So naive, I'm not grasping her meaning or her subtext

Baffled by the way she applies her verbs to my subject

And her body language is a language I can't understand

Without translation software at hand

But she's learning that my brain works in a slightly different way

And she's composing me an email with her plans for the day

She's gonna use technology

To get through to me

So confused when she asks if I need something from the shops

She won't accept my paypal, hence the penny never drops

When she calls me on the phone I get terribly nervous

Because she isn't an automated service

But she's learning that my brain works in a slightly awkward fashion

And that gadgets and devices are more than just a passing passion

She's gonna use technology

To get through to me

She says she finds it quite annoying that she has to change the way

That she provides me with information, but I consider it an upgrade!

She says she's starting to wonder if I am worth all of her time

But I come in quite handy as a tech support hotline

And when she needs help with her computer we get along just fine!

She's found that my brain is on a different wavelength

But what she considers to be a weakness I see as my greatest strength

She's gonna use technology

To get through to me.