The Haircut

This is more than a haircut,

I'm wearing on my head,

I thought I'd dye it red,

But got it cut instead.

And maybe I could send you,

my long blond locks,

cuz you're always after something baby,

something I'm not.

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I'm darker underneath,

I'm darker by far,

I'm as dark as hell,

you know who you are.

My Eyes, I always,

I wished they were green,

My skin is so damn brown,

with the sun it don't seem.

My fingernails I shoulda,

stuck them on,

the hair on my lip,

I shoulda waxed it off.

You know my lips could do with,

a little more pout,

the mole on my chin,

I could do without.

My cheek bones they never,

set real high,

I'll get some bone put in,

the can take it from my thigh.

I'm darker underneath,

I'm darker by far,

I'm as dark as hell,

you know who you are.

So now when I make love,

I make love to myself,

I dont' got no disease,

so it's good for my health.

I got my hands in my pants,

down my Calvin Kleins

I don't need you no more baby,

I can come every time

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So don't you ever show

your face here again

to make fun of my friends

I'm glad I foung out,

what you're all about,

whenI finally fell down off my crown,

when you went away

you broke my heart

left in my new white boots

and my old guitar

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