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Artist: Warrant
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Lincolns, Mercurys And Fords
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Lincolns, Mercurys And Fords
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Oh, yeah
This one's just for fun
I sat cold and lonely in front of my TV
Hopin' something warm and good
Would come and rescue me
But you can't buy God's blessing
It's gotta come from the heart
So turn off that old RCA
And let 'em try their luck with cars
Let them sell Lincolns, Mercurys and Fords
(Mercurys and Fords)
Household cleansin' products
By foot, door to door
The insecure are preyed on
Every day and every night
Please stop trying to find Jesus via satellite
Well, Jimmy takes a ten spot
Oral takes a five
You get faxed a letter
Thanks for keeping God alive
Oral's building condos
And Jimmy's in Palm Springs
Making love beneath the desert Moon
With a prostitute named Jean
(Oh, my!)
Let them sell Lincolns, Mercurys and Fords
(Mercurys and Fords)
Hey, yeah, household cleansin' products
By foot, door to door
Well, the insecure are preyed on
Every day and every night
Please stop trying to find Jesus via satellite
Via satellite
Via satellite
(Thank you all for comin', I need the money)
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