My Feet Jumped Salty

The hookin' cow

Spoke about the little young heifer

The buckin' bull, says

"i just now left her"

Then the cow jumps salty

Now 'cause it was against her rules

Now if you think that she liked it

Well, you just a black-eyed fool

The little guinea rooster

Told the little guinea hen

"if i ever catch you squattin'

Around my nest again"

“i will have to jump salty

Lord, 'cause it's really against my rules”

Now if you think that he liked it

Well, you just a black-eyed fool

Beat it out, boy

He another black-eyed fool

My, my, my

Now two old womens

Are runnin' hand in hand

The one found out

The other one had her man

Then that woman jumped salty

Lord, 'cause it was against her rules

Now if you think that she liked it

Well, you just a black-eyed fool

I was chattin' with a girl

In the wrong place

A man cocked a pistol

Right in my face

Then my feet jumped salty

Now 'cause it was against his rules

Now if you think that i liked it

Well, you just a black-eyed fool