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Artist: Wehrmacht
Canonical path: /wehrmacht/crazy-ways-people-die
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Crazy Ways People Die
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Crazy Ways People Die
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Walking through the woods, a bear
It munches you. put your head in a
Vice, go drilling for the goo.
Fall one hundred thousand fest,
Go splat in the middle of town.
Your head lops off from a chain-
Saw and falls down to the ground.
[chorus]
From behind, a blade slides in, and
Opens up your veins. under your car, the pump
Gives way and squashes all your brains.
A great white shark rips you limb from limb,
A jigsaw cuts the flesh, it tears around the rim.
"an execution", hear the cry, shock! it pops
Your eyes. a rope wrapped firmly a-
Round your neck, it ends all your lives.
Now they stuff m-80's down your fucking
Throat, when they go, you will blow, and
Then start to bloat.
[chorus: solo's: m.z., j.d., repeat]
Pour some gas on your head, then light
A match. stuff your friend in the oven,
Then lock the latch. creme your face on
The ground, falling off your bike. fall
From a cliff bub, while taking a nature
Hike.
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