Beer, Weed, Cooches

Friday night, friends at the bar

Outside, hot boxed in the car

Heard the band, steel guitar

So we followed our way to the song

Inside, group of hot girls

Locked eyes with a cute little squirrel

Band's swinging, take her for a twirl

So we danced all night to the song

Beer, weed, cooches

And honky tonk music

All night long

Stoned, drunk, fucked up

I'm gettin' my dick sucked

All night long

Took a break, headed outside

Pass the joint, girls got high

My squirrel, blaze in her eyes

So I knew that it wouldn't be long

Making out, got a big bone

Feeling good, gonna get blown

Then the band started playing George Jones

So we went back in to hear the song

Beer, weed, cooches

And honky tonk music

All night long

Stoned, drunk, fucked up

I'm gettin' my dick sucked

All night long

Last call and we had a good buzz

Grabbed some beer and the girls with us

Drove back, copped her in the fuzz

With the radio playin' that song for us

Back home, stereo's up

Sturgill's singin' a song about drugs

Girl's drinking, smokin' and stuff

So we listened real close to the song

Me and her, bedroom time

Through the wall, still stood time

Ol' dick sucked, I like her kind

So we smoked and fucked to the song

Beer, weed, cooches

And honky tonk music

All night long

Stoned, drunk, fucked up

I'm gettin' my dick sucked

All night long

All night long