Pussy & Beer

These four walls are slowly closin' in on me

My cellmate and I, we like to talk about our dreams

He says he's gonna get a job and turn his life around

He asks me what I want when I get out

Pussy and beer, pussy and beer

Only two things in the whole wide world that I hold dear

I swear to God, if I ever get out of here

I'm gonna head down the highway and find me some pussy and beer

I'm sick of all this crappy cafeteria stuff

All I want is a big ol' face of muff

Wash it down with a frosty glass of Bud

Instead of lyin' here, tryin' to guard my butt

Pussy and beer, pussy and beer

Only two things in the whole wide world that I hold dear

I swear to God, if I ever get out of here

I'm gonna head down the highway and find me some pussy and beer

Went to the prison doc and told him I was sick

Then the son of a bitch tried to suck my dick

Why does everyone wanna fuck my ass

How do these guys get hard so fast?

Mama, please send

Pussy and beer, pussy and beer

Only two things in the whole wide world that I hold dear

I swear to God, if I ever get out of here

I'm gonna head down the highway and find me some pussy and beer

Pussy and beer, pussy and beer

Only two things in the whole wide world that I hold dear

I swear to God, if I ever get out of here

I'm gonna head down the highway and find me some

Head down the highway and find me some

Head down the highway and find me some pussy and beer

Woo

Yeah, pussy and beer, stop right now