Phantom

Pick my girlie up so I could take her to a show

Phantom of the Opera but she didn't want to go

All the rich people came in the same limo

And there is one thing that they will never know that

there's no music, no music, no music, no music, no music, no music,

no music, no music, no muuuu, music of the night

Drinking at the bar the shitty twenty dollar drinks

As the curtain rose, we were ushered to our seats

Getting her to sit through it turned out to be a feat

Underneath the stage a drummer's beatin' off his meat and

there's no music, no music, no music, no music, no music, no music,

no music, no music, no muuuu, music of the night

At the end of the show the Phantom had to lose his mask

Getting my girl out of her dress turned out to be my task

Now the gag is in her mouth and she is ready to go

And what happens next is something you will never know that

there's no music, no music, no music, no music, no music, no music,

no music, no music, no muuuu, music of the night