Page type: lyric reference
Artist: Wife Patrol
Canonical path: /wife-patrol/microphone
Related lyric paths: 6
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Microphone
Read Microphone lyrics by Wife Patrol on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
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Curated by Ethan Walker
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Microphone
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Everybody loves a microphone
But nobody wants to be alone
You’re the perfect star to keep me warm
It’s a bright night driving home
Picture window, pagan tree
Your catholic guilt is killing me
Skippin' stones, bending dreams
Time-traveling and rewinding
Daydreaming in bed
Imaginary friend
All the bread and the milk are gone
I’ve got your pajamas on
Drive to work beneath the Sun
Seasons change, hyperion
Give me all the candy in the world
And then I’d be such a happy girl
I don’t care about the cavities
Give me everything you got that’s sweet
Daydreaming in bed
Imaginary friend
Add focus to the fuzz
Make it better than it was
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Who performs "Microphone"?
Wife Patrol performs "Microphone", and this lyric page sits inside the Wife Patrol catalog on LyroVerse.
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Yes. The related section below points to Absolute and Dead Garden with a short reason for opening each page next.
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