Let's Have a Kaikai

Rhea:

Whats up, its rhea, leave a message.

Willam:

Hey, I'm calling you back

Oh, my trade was a bitch tonight,

And by bitch I mean his dick!

No hard-on, nowhere.

So I had to put on the wigs, miss the gigs, wash the asses, and [fart] to get no trade honey!

And you know a bag of coke should stand for motha fucka w/ a limp stick!

So then I get to his house,

Looking like a god damned supermodel

And greeted, not by a replica of john holmes at the door,

But our friend, flaccid downey jr.

Yes honey, his partying shut down the kiki

Guess he blew before me

Maybe he was smoking the t

So I hope you’re up girl,

Cause I am coming over

Drop your drawls, lower your balls, chi chi on the tv & keep on your heels

Cause I know exactly what we need!

Chorus:

Lets have a kai kai (we’re gonna have a kai kai)

Wrap your legs tight

Let’s have a kai kai (tranny fucka)

I’m gonna let you touch it

Let’s have a kai kai

(I’m taking off my thigh-highs)

Strip, turn,

Let’s have a kai kai

N-n-n-no eye contact, just doggie honey!

(Awhat!)

(Play that shit)

(Professional)

Rhea:

#Aweyeah

Here we go…

A kai kai is a party for playing with your squirrels

We’re dishing t and cleaning off our cocks so we are sure

And though the tuck is hardeningi don’t give a damn

Just put your piece inside my mouth

I don’t need a man

Chorus:

Lets have a kai kai

(We’re gonna have a kai kai)

Wrap your legs tight

Let’s have a kai kai (tranny fucka)

I’m gonna let you touch it

Let’s have a kai kai

(I’m taking off my thigh-highs)

Werk, turn,

Let’s have a kai kai

N-n-n-no eye contact, just doggie honey!

(Play that bongo cisco)

(First time in drags at a ball honey)

(Oh, you mean first time in fags to the balls honey)

(You said it!)

Willam:

What a moderately satisfying kai kai

Rhea:

This kai kai was… aight...better than nothin.

Serve

Xtravaganza

Opulence

Casual fridays

Bridge:

Kai kai no no

We we oh oh

Kai kai so so

We we you know

Kai kai no no

We we oh oh

Kai kai lets go

We we we blow

Ow!

Oh, look at sharon & alaska

Manila and sahara- oh no thats saharable.

I thought it was bunny and rupaul

Haha, sorry!

Chorus:

Lets have a kai kai

(We’re gonna have a kai kai)

Wrap your legs tight

Let’s have a kai kai (tranny fucka)

I’m gonna let you touch it

Let’s have a kai kai

(I’m taking off my thigh-highs)

Werk, turn,

Let’s have a kai kai

N-n-n-no eye contact, just doggie...

Lets have a kai kai

(We’re gonna have a kai kai)

Wrap your legs tight

Let’s have a kai kai(tranny fucka)

I’m gonna let you touch it

Let’s have a kai kai

(I’m taking off my thigh-highs)

Werk, turn,

Let’s have a kai kai

I'm gonna serve & jerk & tweet & twerk & pump my tuck inside you honey