Ride For Aids (feat. Alaska 5000)

I'm a modern privileged gay

You spend most evenings on your back

income every day

I think it's time that we both give back

Turn off Dr Oz

Ride a bike for a good cause

Raise some dough

For our friends in pause

Training, sweating

That shit hurts

Feel the wind blowing in your hair

Shading in our mini skirts

I still don't see

The appeal

Plastic can't ride a bike in heels

But just think

How good you'll feel

Ehh I can make my round for a better weekend

Get your ass in San Fransisco

Then ride down to L.A

Safety first, so wear a helmet

Bitch I said no way

How about I ride a flatbed

I'll look cute and pay for guys

Cause you know I love a road trip

But cliff bars taste like

Delicious

Your a shady fucking drag queen

Probably going straight to Hell

So you do a little AIDS ride

And hope the -- goes well

I look like a real good person

With generous charity ways

So I'll make a stank face baby

But I'll ride for AIDS

Are you a Starbucks lover, Willam?

Is there Wifi on this thing?

I will beat you with your selfie stick

Sexual, body wear

Plus that shows off his--

Oh my gosh!

This you is right

I will bike all through the night

Pitch a tent

It feels so nice

So each mile that I go

Makes a donation pile on up

Plus we get free Gatorade

Shut your mouth, you'll swallow a bug

It's a nice break, to drag and drugs

Plus I get to shake these big jugs

I knew we shoulda asked that

Aussie what's her name to come here

Ah ah ah!!

You're a shady fucking drag queen

Probably going straight to hell

But then you do a little AIDS ride

And hope the -- goes well.

I look like a real good person

With generous charity ways

I'll make a stank face baby

But I'll ride for AIDS

So you follow up and donate

To fighthiv.org

Give a little bit of get back

It'll be a smorgasbord

Get some cash if you ain't got time

Good karma gets you laid

We'll make a stank face baby

But we'll ride for AIDS

Please don't sue us Taylor Swift

We're two gooders

Gave you credit right down there in the footer

Please don't sue us Taylor Swift

We're two gooders

Go and donate to this site

In the footer

You're a shady fucking drag queen

Probably going straight to hell

But then you do a little AIDS ride

And hope the -- goes well.

I look like a real good person

With generous charity ways

I'll make a stank face baby

But I'll ride for AIDS

So you follow up and donate

To fighthiv.org

Give a little bit of get back

It'll be a smorgasbord

Get some cash if you ain't got time

Good karma gets you laid

We'll make a stank face baby

But we'll ride for AIDS