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Subterranean Hemorrhoid Blues

Subterranean Hemorrhoid Blues lyrics by Xanadoo. A bloody toilet, how did I survive? Excruciating pain A growth tumor, that feels alive Just below my tain't...

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Subterranean Hemorrhoid Blues

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A bloody toilet, how did I survive?

Excruciating pain

A growth tumor, that feels alive

Just below my tain't

Break into a cold sweat

Am I about to die?

Struggle to walk, feel the sting

Oh God, why choose I?

Sneeze and talk loudly, make it bleed

Hemorrhoid will get you, feet thy sting

The growth sent from lucifer, can't sit straight

Try to stuff it back in, but it's too late!

NO HOPE! NO LIFE!

Stuff a tube up my ass

Humiliating shame

Hemorrhoid will never leave you

Expect more of the same

Next time you take a shit

Just let it flow

Cos if it ain't gonna happen

Just pinch the loaf

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