Page type: lyric reference
Artist: Young Knives
Canonical path: /young-knives/half-timer
Related lyric paths: 6
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Half Timer
Read Half Timer lyrics by Young Knives on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
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Curated by Ethan Walker
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Half Timer
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A celery
You need a
A celery
If you want to fit in
A celery
It gets you through to half time
A celery
Why don't you, erm, smash the system from within
(A celery)
Get yourself a promotion
And then take your children to the zoo for the weekend
(A celery)
With the extra cash you've got there
I got some cash
(A celery)
Oooh, I had a job once, it was awful
A celery
Bloodsuckers!
New carpets
A celery
For money in emergencies, bus fares
(A celery)
Kids and stuff
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Young Knives performs "Half Timer", and this lyric page sits inside the Young Knives catalog on LyroVerse.
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