Credentials

Youve heard my introduction

About a thousand times in a thousand rhymes

But now cat5 on the block supplying this beat

That new age hax0r leet

Its that nerd stuff

You know how i word stuff

Just a little bit of scrabble style

And if im not winning with the triple word scores

And my seven letter bonus i dont wanna hear more

Haters on hiphop boards and metafilter

Talking shit about ya boy like i aint built ta

Last or be up in this rap game driven by

Bling and bentley balling lets sing

Stc we are the greatest

Ytcracker lets hear some of your latest

The nerd rap king since 98

All you bitches bow down or meet your fate

Now you know this beat by silent john

Gon be some science fiction shit

And all you lesser mammals know

That i bump this in my new spaceship

Im a tri lam alumus

Fraternity for eternity westside check your compass

I got an army of fans coast to coast

Planet to planet the galaxial spamtec bandit

If your xwing is damaged and you need to land it

Ima tell you stay away from the tatooine sand pit

But enough about star wars

Or star trek

Quantum leap

Or the world of warcraft

Everybody is an addict to the phat shit

That i keep dropping and i aint stopping

Even if you cant follow along to a spam song

You can bob your head and get your groove on

I can use a slide rule

Im old school

My protractor doesnt get much action

Cuz i know all the angles and im relaxing

Just another rapper half anglo saxon

Can i get a spammer - no quit asking

Im lawful good and im outta that faction

Just another geek with a sense of fashion

Still wearing ecko with the reebok traction

Ladies love me like james and im macking

Cuz i got what other dudes they be lacking

Look in my pants and youll see im packing

A mini me trying to do a little ytcracking

Sir issac newton says that every action

Requires an opposite reaction

These are my credentials so read the facts son

The biggest hacker since steven jackson