Spammer court

this that whitey cracker baby and ima tell you a tale

about a court in virginia where you go if you mail

dont matter where you from or what you sell

they will getcha boy im talking bout aol

they subpoenaed my number one beaner - nothing greener

dankcash boy you know what im talking about

theres a couple more things thatll get ya caught up

with these lawyers out east that dont give a fuck

if ya work for aol and ya sellin name lists

your butt will go to jail like a fucking rapist

i know some cats down south that straight get rich

offa selling accounts yea aka phish

i know this spam game and i know the spam science

and the mails get filtered if ur can-spam compliant

so ill tell the judge have mercy on me

even though im running game like jackie joyner kersee

they call us criminals cuz we advertise

they wanna lock us up and it aint no surprise

cuz for every blue pill that we sold

another nigerian robbed an old lady cold

the saga unfold

and thats a mailers life and the courts are swift

they always hate the spammers if u catch my drift

so from me to you this is a docket of truth

the courts more nutty than a baby ruth

approach the bench he says

do you know why youre here young man?

you mailing outta proxies bullet proof from japan

upstream in china did you think we wouldnt find ya?

we told your sponsor get his name or give us cash

and they didnt spend a second protecting your ass

they told us

your name your address your number

your ssn and the maiden name of your mother

now tell me brother

whered you find the muscle to push these pills

and all the mortgages and debt consolidation bills

if you rat out your comrades will cut you a break

well give you a year instead of givin you eight

i told em

fuck you your honor with all due respect

but im not ratting out my buddies just to save my own neck

we mail for a living we aint hurtin nobody

but if mailing is a crime than im the games john gotti

they call us criminals cuz we advertise

they wanna lock us up and it aint no surprise

cuz for every blue pill that we sold

another nigerian robbed an old lady cold

the saga unfold

and thats a mailers life and the courts are swift

they always hate the spammers if u catch my drift

so from me to you this is a docket of truth

the courts more nutty than a baby ruth