Constipated

Uh huh, life's like this

Uh huh, uh huh, that's the way it is

Cause life's like this

Uh huh, uh huh that's the way it is

Aaaaaauuugggggghhhhhhh!!!!!!

Chill out whatcha swelling for?

I?ve been pushing for an hour or more

And if you could only let me be

you will see

I like you the way you are

When we're ridin' in the car

But when the toilet number?s down to one

You become

Something else round everything else

You're stayin in my gut, I want to get you out my butt

You?re really a fool, you?re bein? cruel to me

Tell me

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Why do you have to go and make me so constipated?

I see the way you're acting like you're just a small poopy gets me frustrated

Life's like this

Gotta ?member not to fart or you?ll shoot out like a dart

Excuse me while I sit and have you pop out bit by bit

Augh! Augh! Augh!

You?re digested unannounced

You?re messed up, you?re somethin' else

where you are ain't where I want you to be

you're making me

cry out when you strike your pose

There?s tears runnin? down my nose

You?re not makin? happy anyone

when you've become

Something else round everything else

You?re lost in my intestine, it?ll start zesting

If I don?t get you out

Ouch! Ouch!

(Chorus)

Chill out whatcha swelling for?

I?ve been pushing for an hour or more

And if you could only let me be

you will see

(Chorus 2X)

Aaaaaaaaaaaauuuuuggggggh!!!!!!