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Artist: Zack Attack
Canonical path: /zack-attack/constipated
Related lyric paths: 5
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Constipated
Read Constipated lyrics by Zack Attack on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
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Curated by Ethan Walker
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Constipated
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Uh huh, life's like this
Uh huh, uh huh, that's the way it is
Cause life's like this
Uh huh, uh huh that's the way it is
Aaaaaauuugggggghhhhhhh!!!!!!
Chill out whatcha swelling for?
I?ve been pushing for an hour or more
And if you could only let me be
you will see
I like you the way you are
When we're ridin' in the car
But when the toilet number?s down to one
You become
Something else round everything else
You're stayin in my gut, I want to get you out my butt
You?re really a fool, you?re bein? cruel to me
Tell me
(Chorus)
Why do you have to go and make me so constipated?
I see the way you're acting like you're just a small poopy gets me frustrated
Life's like this
Gotta ?member not to fart or you?ll shoot out like a dart
Excuse me while I sit and have you pop out bit by bit
Augh! Augh! Augh!
You?re digested unannounced
You?re messed up, you?re somethin' else
where you are ain't where I want you to be
you're making me
cry out when you strike your pose
There?s tears runnin? down my nose
You?re not makin? happy anyone
when you've become
Something else round everything else
You?re lost in my intestine, it?ll start zesting
If I don?t get you out
Ouch! Ouch!
(Chorus)
Chill out whatcha swelling for?
I?ve been pushing for an hour or more
And if you could only let me be
you will see
(Chorus 2X)
Aaaaaaaaaaaauuuuuggggggh!!!!!!
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