Dodo

I met him in a cloud down in La-la land

Where it's floppy and stretchy just like a rubber band

B-A-N-D band

He walked up to me and he twisted back my arm

I asked him his name and in a gurgly voice he said

Dodo

D-O-D-O dodo

Do-do-do-do dodo

Well I ain't the world's most flexible guy

But when he jack-hammered my back he didn't broke my spine

Oh my, Dodo

Do-do-do-do-dodo

Do-do-do-do-dodo

Well I'm not dumb but I can't really see

Why he wears all this GAP and doesn't let me call him G

Oh my, Dodo

Do-do-do-do-dodo

Do-do-do-do-dodo

Well, we drank lemonade and stayed up and boxed

And played tag with a cinderblock

He picked up a hammer and banged my knee

But I was used to it and I didn't scream

Well, he's not the world's most sweet guy,

but when I looked in his eyes, well I almost fell for my

Dodo

Do-do-do-do-dodo

Do-do-do-do-dodo

Dodo

Do-do-do-do-dodo

Do-do-do-do-dodo

I kicked him away

I charged like a boar

I tripped to the floor

I got off of my knees

Then I whacked his face and he did the same to me

Well that's the way that it stayed

And I always want to kick the noggin of my Dodo

Do-do-do-do-dodo

Boys will whack boys and boys will whack girls

It's a crazy, zany, stupid world especially Dodo

Do-do-do-do-dodo

Well we tunneled underground just a week before

And I'd never ever met a groundhog before

But Dodo laughed and bent back my hand

And said "Zack Attack you're a funny man!"

Well I'm not the world's most masculine man

But I know what I am and I'm glad I'm a man

And so is Lola

La-la-la-la Lola la-la-la-la Lola

Lola la-la-la-la Lola la-la-la-la Lola