Be A Man

ZANNA: Back in the times of Ancient Greece

The Spartans lived a dream '

Thousands of manly soldiers,

Just as far as the eye could see.

No one could destroy them,

Because they all lived as one.

(--Manly soldiers, sweating manly in the sun--).

They would destroy all the enemy,

And when the day was done,

They would gather in their tent for love '

ENSEMBLE: Love...love...love...love...love...

That's how they won!

ALL: Join the Army,

Join the Air Force,

Join the Coast Guard,

Join the Marines.

Work together.

Sweat together.

Shower together.

That's how it should be.

ZANNA: Alexander the Great,

You can be sure he wasn't straight '

He was a man.

BUCK: That's right, got no business with a wife!

ZANNA: Leonardo da Vinci,

He made such wicked killing machines,

'cause he was a man.

LADIES: Way to go, Leonardo!

ZANNA: Frederick the Great,

You know he made the Prussian State

Out of nothing.

How'd he do it'

ALL: By being a man.

ZANNA: Mishima,

ALL: and Lawrence of Arabia '

ZANNA: Will we ever see such men again'

ALL: Yes, sir!

ALL: Join the army, etc.

ZANNA: Be a man, etc.

ZANNA: Drop and give me ten, soldier. You're looking weak, soldier. Have you been sleeping with women'

Steve: No, sir!

ZANNA: I bet your daddy slept with women. That make you mad, soldier'

Well, it sure makes me mad that they're gonna let them heteros into this man's army. Present arms.

ZANNA: I don't know what you've been told.

ENSEMBLE: I don't know what you've been told.

ZANNA: Can't win a war with heteros.

ENSEMBLE: Can't win a war with heteros.

ZANNA: Heyyy.

ALL: Heyyy.

ZANNA: Ho.

ALL: Ho.

ZANNA: Hey.

ALL: Hey.

ZANNA: Ho.

ALL: Ho.

ZANNA: Ho-o-o... Somebody say Ho.

ALL: Ho.

ZANNA: Somebody say Mo.

ALL: Mo.

ZANNA: Somebody say Ho.

ALL: Ho.

ZANNA: Mo.

ALL: Mo.

ZANNA: HO-MO.

ENSEMBLE: Join the army, etc.

ZANNA: Be a man, etc.