Fast

BRONCO: If it didn't go fast, could rock-n-roll make you wanna twist,

make you wanna shout, make you wanna dance?

And if it didn't go fast, would a roller coaster make you wanna scream,

make you wanna gasp, make you wanna wet your pants?

TEX: And if it didn't go fast, could fast food have ever caught on?

You gotta order fast, eat fast, leave.

You can slow up for the drive through a little bit, but if you gotta do,

you gotta order fast, eat fast, leave.

B,T: 'Cuz if it didn't go fast, it would never really last, so it better go fast.

LORETTA: Listen up now.

And if it didn't go fast, would Kittyhawk have ever taken off,

Would a man have ever made it to the moon?

And if it didn't go fast, could the Enterprise enter hyperspace,

could Superman ever catch a goon?

TEX: Or how about Batman, Thing, the Flash, or Flash Gordon,

Spiderman, or Supergirl, or Thor?

BROKEN: Or how about the X-Men, Mod Squad, Josie and the Pussycats,

Scooby Doo, the Fantastic Four?

B,T,L: They all went fast, 'cuz they had to go fast, 'cuz they wanted to last.

We fall in love fast, so we can take the rest of life slow;

'cause once you've gone to love, there ain't no place else to go.

So you better fall in love fast,or someone else just might.

Gentlemen, start your engines; buckle your seatbelts tight!

B: 'Cuz if it didn't go fast, could a Kawasaki ever pop a wheely?

T: Could a jeep do donuts in the parking lot?

L: Could a motorbike jump over a monster truck?

B: Could a monster truck jump over a motorbike?

T: Could Mary Lou have ever scored the perfect ten?

L: Could Martina have ever won at Wimbledon?

B: Could Gretsky have ever won the Stanley Cup?

T: Could Ty Cobb have ever batted three-sixty-seven?

B,T,L: No! They had to go fast, 'cuz they wanted to last.

B: Well if it didn't go fast, would light ever reach us from the sun,

or would the earth grow dark and freeze?

T: And, if it didn't go fast, could fiber optic cable ever carry light

across the country into our TVs?

L: If it didn't go fast, could I ever watch MTV or TNT or HBO or Nickelodeon?

T: If it didn't go fast, could I download porn?

Just kidding 'bout the porn, you're the only porn I need.

B,T,L: 'Cuz if it didn't go fast, it would never really last, so it better go fast.