Advance Romance

No more credit

From the liquor store

Suit is all dirty, my

Shoes is all wore

Tired and lonely, my

Heart is all sore

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I can't stand it no more, you know

Told me she loved me

I believed what she said

Took me for a sucker, boy

All corn-fed

Next thing I knew

She had a bolt on the door

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I can't use it no more, no, I can't use it

She took George's watch

Like they always do

(It was a Timex, too!)

(WAH-HOO-HOO

WAH-HAH-HOO-HOO)

(Him ashamed on you)

No more money, boy

I shoulda knew

(You know I told ya)

(I know you told me)

(You didn't listen to me)

(But I couldn't listen to you!)

Told you 'bout the anchovies . . .

(You know what I'm talkin' about!)

George Duke!

The way she do me, boy

She might do you, too

The way she do me, boy

She might do you, too

The way she do me, boy

She might do you, too

(Look what she did to Denny right now!)

(Talk about it!)

(I'm chokin' the blues this morning!)

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(Get all over . . . ! My Goodness!)

(Old time!)

(Chicken was never like this!)

All night long

All night long

All night long

All night long

All night long

All night long

All night long

All night long

All night long

All night long

All night long

All night long

All night long

All night long

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(Think about it!)

People we . . . are . . .

(Yeah, one more time, one time!)

Through! But, wait a minute!

Potato-head Bobby

Was a friend of mine

Opened three of his eyes

In the food stamp line

Opened four of his eyes

In the food stamp line

Opened five of his eyes

In the food stamp line

Opened six of his eyes

In the food stamp line

Oh, you know they told me she might be a devil

No, you like them

Good God! Did you hear what I said?

Evil women

Oh, yeah!

You know, you know, you know

But she sure was fine

You like them

Oh, yeah!

Evil women

Growin' up, goin' home!

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(What you gonna do?)

He wanna try it one time

He said he don't mind, no

Later that night

He drop on by

Told her all he wanna do

Was step up and say "Hi"

(HI-HI HI-HI HI-HI HI-HI HI-HI HI-HI HI-HI HI-HI)

Half an hour later

She had frenched his fry

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Bobby, say good-bye