Lalala

well I am a pig

and I don't give a shit

I puke on my wife

and I come home late at night

well she's kinda heavy

while I'm on the wall

she takes her umbrella

and I try to fall …

you can shave me you can die

if you hate me, you can fly

(this is your local hero, radio Chicago)

you can change me you can point me

if you want, but no matter I am a pig

well I am a pig

and I don't give a shit

I strangle that cat

no booze in my head

well she's kinda heavy

while I am around

she takes off her dress

and I die on the ground …

this is your beast of bourbon talking crazy baby

well I am a shit

and I don't give a pig

I wife on my puke & I come home late today