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I Am The Champion Concrete Mixer

I Am The Champion Concrete Mixer lyrics by Zen Baseballbat. Branded a school trained no-hoper full stop un regle was flung at the left wing of my brain...

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I Am The Champion Concrete Mixer

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Branded a school trained no-hoper full stop

un regle was flung at the left wing of my brain

Branded a school trained no-hoper full stop

when the Chaucer enforcer only used my decond name

Gleavey is easily distracted

by thoughts of famous footballers

his head is like a malleted stump

somewhere between Aldi and Anfield

The headmasters bootboys blocking out the summer

the javelin went in one ear and out the other

the only love on show was some erected athlete

we hardly got a kick in so we drifted off to sleep

Soon there was loads of us kicking away unseen

cut off from barbers and sex appeal

Soon there was loads of us, nomadic nomarks

humming vicious pop songs on a washed out field

Gleavey is easily distracted

by thoughts of famous murderers

his head goes up and down

like Charlie Manson's wah wah

steering well clear of young musician of the year

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