If I Were A Rich Man

SPOKEN:) Dear God, you made many, many poor people. I realize, of course, that

it's no great shame to be poor... but it's no great honor, either. So what would have

been the difference if I had... a small fortune?

If I were a rich man,

Daidle deedle daidle

Daidle daidle deedle daidle dum

All day long I'd biddy-biddy-bum

If I were a wealthy man.

I wouldn't have to work hard,

Daidle deedle daidle

Daidle daidle deedle daidle dum

If I were a biddy-biddy rich,

Daidle deedle daidle daidle man.

I'd build a big tall house with rooms by the dozen

Right in the middle of the town,

A fine tin roof with real wooden floors below.

There would be one long staircase just going up

And one even longer coming down,

And one more leading nowhere, just for show.

I'd fill my yard with chicks and turkeys and geese

And ducks for the town to see and hear,

Squawking just as noisily as they can,

And each loud "pa-pa-geeee! pa-pa-gaack! pa-pa-geeee! pa-pa-gaack!"

Would land like a trumpet on the ear,

As if to say, "Here lives a wealthy man."

Oy!

If I were a rich man,

Daidle deedle daidle

Daidle daidle deedle daidle dum

All day long I'd biddy-biddy-bum

If I were a wealthy man.

I wouldn't have to work hard,

Daidle deedle daidle

Daidle daidle deedle daidle dum

If I were a biddy-biddy rich,

Daidle deedle daidle daidle man.

I see my wife, my Golde, looking like a rich man's wife,

With a proper double chin,

Supervising meals to her heart's delight.

I see her putting on airs and strutting like a peacock,

Oy! What a happy mood she's in,

Screaming at the servants day and night.

The most important men in town will come to fawn on me--

They will ask me to advise them,

Like a Solomon the Wise--

"If you please, Reb Tevye?"--

"Pardon me, Reb Tevye?"--

Posing problems that would cross a rabbi's eyes--

(chanting) Ya va voy, ya va voy voy vum...

And it won't make one bit of difference

If I answer right or wrong--

When you're rich, they think you really know.

If I were rich, I'd have the time that I lack

To sit in the synagogue and pray,

And maybe have a seat by the Eastern wall,

And I'd discuss the learned books with the holy men

Seven hours every day--

That would be the sweetest thing of all...

Oy!

If I were a rich man,

Daidle deedle daidle

Daidle daidle deedle daidle dum

All day long I'd biddy-biddy-bum

If I were a wealthy man.

I wouldn't have to work hard,

Daidle deedle daidle

Daidle daidle deedle daidle dum

Lord who made the lion and the lamb,

You decreed I should be what I am--

Would it spoil some vast, eternal plan,

If I were a wealthy man