Out in the audience we saw Vince Van Patton
But he didn't come back stage had to study his Latin
Gettin cigarettes the clerk said we were liars
Buddy we saw Agnes Moorehead and a blink expires
Oh yeah..
Carol said hey do you guys want to help save the whales
We said well sure Carol how much are you gonna pay us
We had to sign the papers and then we drove away
We better leave the porch light on just in case
When we got back the TV was on fire
And we hoped all the comotion would attract a buyer
And now we're thinkin' about all the fun that we missed
Down home
Assumption Rae girl
She was sittin' on a folding chair and eatin' a package
of Necco wafers
But I can help to pose a question to you
Do you think I look like Mitchell Frew
And now we're thinkin' about all the fun that we missed
If Jesus came today
He'd probably wear polyester or ranger flights, anyway
All the people who care about such stuff
Well they'd ignore him and they'd be out of luck
And they'd be thinkin' about all the fun that they'd miss
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