Nobody Likes You (When You're Dead)

Believe it or not I was a beauty queen,

I was the toast of the rock n' roll scene,

I had all the friends that money could buy,

but I would give it all up, just to be alive.

If they could see me now, that little gang of mine,

You can bet your ass they'd run a mile,

If my friends could see me now...

Nobody likes you when your dead.

It just ain't right.

Just 'cause I'm biting on your head, there's no need to be impolite,

An' if I still had eyes, then I would surely cry,

Nobody likes you when you're dead,

An' that's the story of my life.

See the repulsion on your faces...

Have you looked in a mirror lately?

Have you ever been a teenage dream?

My daddy was a TV, my mommy was a magazine,

The only man that I ever loved was the same motherfucker who cut me up.

He cut me up in a special way,

Made me what I am today,

If my friends could see me now...