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Artist: 1 Beat off
Canonical path: /1-beat-off/bearded-lady
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Bearded lady
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Curated by Ethan Walker
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Bearded lady
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she sits in the next row in english class
i think she's got something up her ass
and she should shave her black mustache
she really should yeah
she thinks she knows everything about
giving head and there is no doubt
that she only does it to her own
family
she tried to give brian head
told him to meet her in the parking lot
i think he'd rather be dead
but if he were clint
maybe not
she's always crying and complaining
how she hates both me and ken
how were just little boys
compared to her big men
b-b-beard
she always says she drives by me
blasting music with a ciggarette
i think she should just shut her mouth
'cuz i can smell her dog's dick
she sits in the next row in english class
i think she's got something up her ass
and she should shave her black mustache
she really should yeah
where do all the bearded ladies come from nowadays
i think they come from the planet of the apes
a little too much mashed potatoes and gravy
and here we have the bearded lady
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