Bearded lady

she sits in the next row in english class

i think she's got something up her ass

and she should shave her black mustache

she really should yeah

she thinks she knows everything about

giving head and there is no doubt

that she only does it to her own

family

she tried to give brian head

told him to meet her in the parking lot

i think he'd rather be dead

but if he were clint

maybe not

she's always crying and complaining

how she hates both me and ken

how were just little boys

compared to her big men

b-b-beard

she always says she drives by me

blasting music with a ciggarette

i think she should just shut her mouth

'cuz i can smell her dog's dick

she sits in the next row in english class

i think she's got something up her ass

and she should shave her black mustache

she really should yeah

where do all the bearded ladies come from nowadays

i think they come from the planet of the apes

a little too much mashed potatoes and gravy

and here we have the bearded lady