Mr. Nice guy

hi, how are you?

i'd like to shake your hand

and don't you know that i'm your number 1 fan?

what did you say?

go away

i think your gay

every day

stay away because you are not my friend

mr. nice guy

try to play that innocent role again

try to be everybody's best friend

what did you say?

go away

i think your gay

every day

stay away because you are not my friend

yeah mr. nice guy's such a queer

he'll tell you what you want to hear

like:

"i thought that he really liked me

i don't know why he wants to fight me"

and:

"hey man your really not that fat

by the way i'm starting a band"

"i don't drink just for attention

and i'd really like to mention

i'm an alchoholic and proud of it"

you are two-faced and being realized

i won't quit until your totally despised

what did you say

go away

i think your gay

every day

stay away because you are not my friend

oh yeah mr. nice guy's such a queer

he'll tell you what you want to hear

he has curly hair

and pimples every where

he's so lame i swear

watch out for this ass

he'll throw you away so fast

just like a piece of trash

oh yeah mr. nice guy's such a queer

he'll atack you from the rear

oh yeah