Cartrouble (Parts 1 & 2)

I've got a pizzaland complection

And bright green socks

I am the happy little face

On the charity box

But you don't look in my direction

You always look away

You thank the Lord God above

That you were not made my way

Then I woke up

Right in the middle of a horrible dream

I woke up

I dreamt I was a spastic

But my boots were clean

You are the solid instigator

Of the human code

You held back the traffic

While I crossed the road

But please don't try and be a martyr

The good samaritan way

Because my silly cuban heels

Will give your games away

Then I woke up...

Pray for me

Pray for me

Pray for me

Pray for me

Then I woke up, right in the middle of a

I woke up

I woke up

Have you ever had a ride in a light blue car?

Have you ever stopped to think

Who's the slave and who's the master?

Have you ever had trouble with your automobile?

Have you ever had to

Push push push push?

Cartrouble

You might have seen them very busy at the weekends

Licking and polishing the beep-beeps into shape

And then its proudly up the M.1. M.2. M.3.

And keep your feet off the upholstery Ronnie

Cartrouble oh yeah

And remember this:

You don't need anything after an icecream

I used to sit at home silently and wonder

Why all the preference is polishing the chrome

While all the mothers and the sisters and the babies

Sit and rot at home

Cartrouble oh yeah

And remember this:

You don't need anything after an icecream

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