Apocalypse

Well I read the papers everyday and I can't believe the words they say

About this y2k situation. The fear is growing in their eyes and most are gonna

say they're last goodbyes, and It's driving me crazy

I just can't believe the gullibility of society

So if you act right now you can hop a jet and get out of town

Don't pass this offer of now

Stop look what do you see

I see the people running up these crowded streets

So build a bunker and hide for days because

The apocalypse is coming for you

So people of the world listen to what I have to say

Cause 2001 is the real millennium boy don't you know that

Nostradamus is full of shit

Everybody's talking about the bombs that'll explode or implode

When that ball drops down

But I know this world's not comin to an end and we won't be dead

So I just wish you people could understand

I'm not causin trouble I'm just a guided hand and

I know that it's just a gimmick to you

What you put me through

So when the something's comin

Don't look at me I'll be layin back comfortable as hell

What the hell

The final hour's rounding down you're so afraid

Lying in your seat your final doomsday

But you're interrupted by the cracking of my beer

Cause I'm off my ass screaming happy new year