Page type: lyric reference
Artist: Adam's Not Funny
Canonical path: /adams-not-funny/brian-s-car
Related lyric paths: 6
Lyric guide
Brian's Car
Read Brian's Car lyrics by Adam's Not Funny on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
person
Curated by Ethan Walker
LyroVerse team
Reference snapshot
The page facts to cite before the commentary
Use this page for the lyric text, linked artist context, and any LyroVerse editor's note attached to the song. Listener comments remain user-generated and should not be treated as the primary source.
Lyrics
Brian's Car
The lyric stays readable and compact here; the note and related paths sit nearby so you do not lose the song while looking for context.
Brian's car is a piece of shit
The locks are broken and the clock doesn't tick
There's all these white spots on the roof
But then again he's punk so it's cool
Brian, your car really sucks
All your flat tires in the trunk
Every time you hit the brakes
The car feels like it's dying in pain
Brian just walk around
Don't drive that thing around town
(don't you drive that car)
Brian just trade it in
(trade it in)
Get a bicycle, just don't drive that car
So every day we go to school
Driving in that car, we don't look cool
When we get on Rt. 522
We pass everyone as they scream
All of the kids in the other cars
Laughing at us as we struggle on
But me and Brian, we don't care
As Run DMC blasts on the speakers
Brian just walk around
Don't drive that thing around town
(don't you drive that car)
Brian just trade it in
(trade it in)
Get a bicycle, just don't drive that car
Brian just walk around
I'm sick of seeing your car in town
Brian just take the bus
You're better off, it's less of a fuss
Brian get a ride with Brad
He'll listen to Phish
But it won't be so bad
Brian driving's not for you
Why don't you just go off and pooh
Quick answers
What this page can answer fast
Who performs "Brian's Car"?
Adam's Not Funny performs "Brian's Car", and this lyric page sits inside the Adam's Not Funny catalog on LyroVerse.
Are there related songs to explore after "Brian's Car"?
Yes. The related section below points to Apocalypse and Better Days with a short reason for opening each page next.
Where can I find more songs by Adam's Not Funny?
Use the artist link near the top of the page or the related paths section below to keep moving through Adam's Not Funny's lyric pages.
Song Room
Open Song Room
Interpretations, questions, and corrections for this song
Interpretations, questions, memories, and correction notes live together here. The room stays noindex while the best insights are reviewed.
Listener comments
What people are saying
No listener comments on Brian's Car yet.
A strong comment here is specific: the phrase you keep hearing, the mood you come back for, or the reason this song stays in rotation.
Sign in to post the first listener note. Reporting stays open to everyone.