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Artist: Adam's Not Funny
Canonical path: /adams-not-funny/gone-in-two-weeks
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Gone In Two Weeks
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Gone In Two Weeks
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9am hitting my buzzer, gotta be at work at 10
I can't seem to find my apron
Oh shit I'm gunna be late again
That's the 3rd time this week
I guess working all these night shifts have caught up to me
I hope my boss doesn't see me walk in
He's gunna be screaming
I can't believe these lines are so long It's only quarter after 10
I hop on and man my register
And the people come flying in
I've been on my feet for 6 hours
I'm starting to feel dizzy
My mouth is dry my stomach's rumbling can't take a break
And you know that it don't seem right that they make all this money
But I'm here all night they wanna see how far I can bend
I just wanna play with my friends
So I'm not going back to work today
And I don't care what my boss might say
Cause frankly they ain't payin me enough to stay
And they know that Christmas season is comin soon
And if I stay I'll be here till June
This is my last chance to back out now
I can't wait any longer I have to tell them now
I'll be gone in two weeks
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