Can Opener

i love the laughter you bring to my day

just wish i had something more substantial to say

cause it's like i told you, its three quarters past eight

and this is the time when my mind most escapes

so at eight in the morning

when i wake up to your snoring

can i record your breathing

to prove that you're living

and that i can keep loving

you till the evening

its true, that i said

id do anything for you

and im ready to jump through the most fiery hoops

cause you promised to be

promised you'd be

forever, my can opener

it isn't opening, the jar is stuck

and i can't ever eat what i wanted so much

but in your hands its easy, and just with a touch

we've got jam, peaches, black beans, and campbells and stuff

so if i call you loudly

forgive me for shouting

its just, you're the only

one who can help me

i don't know why they dont see--

the answer's so easy

its true, and i say