Page type: lyric reference
Artist: Bad News
Canonical path: /bad-news/masturbike
Related lyric paths: 6
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Masturbike
Read Masturbike lyrics by Bad News on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
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Curated by Ethan Walker
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Masturbike
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Fires of hell, doomsday bell,
Prison cell, bloody hell!
On my Masturbike!
See the cat, on the mat, it has shat, stupid twat
Look out we're going to hell!
Eat my brain, go insane, eat my brain, go insane
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
Ride the rat, nightmare man
Ride the rat, nightmare man
On my Masturbike
Lick my hump, Kiss my stump
Burst my lump, Bloody pump
Look out we're going to hell!
Eat my brain, eat my brain, eat my brain, eat my brain
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
Hello Bill! Chernobyl!
I feel Ill! Hospitil!
On my Masturbike!
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Bad News performs "Masturbike", and this lyric page sits inside the Bad News catalog on LyroVerse.
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