Bad Boys

Mike hit the window with the sledge;

We all heard it break.

Dave took a crowbar to the porch;

Made every rafter shake.

Dan tore down the kitchen wall,

Made a big hole in the floor.

I said, "Is this how you fix the house?"

They all answered, "Sure."

George lit a fire in the tub,

Then tried to put it out.

Bob took the blowtorch to the wall,

I started to have my doubts.

Water poured down from the floor

Which caved the ceiling in.

The house was leaning to one side;

They each had a little grin.

Tom took my fathers pick-up truck,

Got stuck knee-deep in mud.

John cut the water line inside

Which made the basement flood.

Mike and George just laughed and said,

"Fix it later if you choose to."

I guess they mean it when they say

"They don't build things like they used to."

They don't build things like they used to