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Artist: Barry Louis Polisar
Canonical path: /barry-louis-polisar/fred
Related lyric paths: 6
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Fred
Read Fred lyrics by Barry Louis Polisar on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
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Fred
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I eat baby chipmunks
I eat lizards, birds and squirells
Sometimes I eat little boys
And sometimes little girls
I'm taller than a condominium
Bigger than a shopping Mall
Ain't Thunder rumblin' under me
When I walk down the hall
But no one runs away from me;
no one hides under their bed
No one is afraid of me
because my name is Fred
I use dead skunks for deodorant
I'm scary through and through
I use rattlesnkaes for shoelaces
Meaner monsters--are quite few
Now you might think it's funny
You might think it's one big joke
Try to be a monster just like me
see who runs when you blow smoke
No one runs away from me;
No one hides under their bed
No one is afraid of me
Because my name is Fred
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Barry Louis Polisar performs "Fred", and this lyric page sits inside the Barry Louis Polisar catalog on LyroVerse.
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Yes. The related section below points to Ant And The Grasshopper and Bumblebee Song with a short reason for opening each page next.
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