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Artist: Barry Louis Polisar
Canonical path: /barry-louis-polisar/i-don-t-believe-you-re-going-to-the-bathroom
Related lyric paths: 6
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I Don't Believe You're Going To The Bathroom
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I Don't Believe You're Going To The Bathroom
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I see you with your hand held up
It's the third time today.
I don't believe you need to go
I think you don't wanna stay.
The first time was at nine o'clock
I gave you your first pass
Later you asked me again
To be excused from class
You kids think you can fool me.
You think that I'm a fool.
I know what goes on in your minds
I know you hate this school
I know you have your little tricks
To sneak moments here and there.
You think I don't know what you do.
You think that I don't care.
Put down your hand this moment
I know when I see a fake.
You don't have to go anywhere.
'Cause you don't have to make.
Raise your hand just one more time
You'll be standing in the hall.
Hey wait, no put your pants on!
No, not against the wall.
You kids think you can fool me.
You think that I'm a fool
I know what goes on in your minds
I know you hate this school.
I know you have your little tricks
To sneak moments here and there.
You think I don't know what you do.
You think that I don't care
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